I honestly don't know how these will make your breath smell fresh, yet I am inclined to try them anyway. Imagine brushing your teeth with a strip of bacon, the fatty globules sticking in between your teeth. MMM. Yeah, bacon mints. What else will bacon infiltrate? How about bacon toilet paper? Bacon jock-strap?.
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