The American Way?

If the American way is bigger and better, I wanted to apply that to my dinner.  I really wanted a sandwich.  I decided on coleslaw and green beans for sides, but had to cancel that plan after the size of this thing became evident in my reality.  Honestly, I didn't eat it all.  I just wanted to make a big ass sando.

Here's the list of ingredients:  An entire loaf of bread, one pound of bacon, half pound of roasted chicken, half pound of turkey, forty pepperoni slices, half head of lettuce, three large eggs, six pickle slices, half of a large red onion, mayo, and mustard. HOLY CRAP this is big! #singleliferules